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Mike is short for Micycle.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Making waves on Discord:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Spotted on Pinterest:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Live now on Reddit:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

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Spotted on TikTok:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

Just landed via Facebook:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

Shared recently on Slack:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

Breaking via Snapchat:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Just landed via Messenger:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Shared recently on Facebook:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Reported on Telegram:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Going viral on YouTube:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Making waves on Instagram:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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