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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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