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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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Seen just now on Discord:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Breaking via Pinterest:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Trending via Instagram:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Going viral on YouTube:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

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97 shares on Reddit this month:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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Making waves on Reddit:

The shitshow must go on.

Trending via Slack:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Breaking via Telegram:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Freshly posted on X:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Spotted on Threads:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Just landed via Facebook:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

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