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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Making waves on Reddit:

The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Just landed via TikTok:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Reported on Snapchat:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Breaking via Discord:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Going viral on Twitch:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Live now on TikTok:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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Reported on TikTok:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Just landed via Discord:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Trending via Messenger:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Shared recently on Threads:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Just landed via Twitch:

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Seen just now on Messenger:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Reported on LinkedIn:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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