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Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,443

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Live now on Slack:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Going bananas on Threads:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Live now on WeChat:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Trending via Snapchat:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Just shared via WeChat:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

45 shares on Threads this month:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

37 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,453

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

How do I get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Trending via YouTube:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Seen just now on Facebook:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Spotted on Reddit:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

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