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Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,403

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Making waves on YouTube:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Just shared via TikTok:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Making waves on TikTok:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Making waves on Telegram:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Freshly posted on X:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

89 shares on WeChat this month:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

18 shares on Messenger this month:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

49 shares on Discord this month:

I think God was high when he made me.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

95 shares on X this month:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,354

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Trending via Telegram:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Going viral on Slack:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Spotted on Reddit:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Spotted on Reddit:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Making waves on Twitch:

Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Going viral on Threads:

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Just landed via Telegram:

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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