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Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Trending via WhatsApp:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Spotted on X:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Just shared via Instagram:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Just landed via Instagram:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Making waves on Twitch:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Just shared via WeChat:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Just shared via Slack:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Going viral on Messenger:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Reported on Snapchat:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Going viral on TikTok:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Reported on Telegram:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Live now on Snapchat:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Making waves on Slack:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Reported on Telegram:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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