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Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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