Skip to content

Disclaimer
Privacy Policy
Terms & Conditions

7,000+ funny quotes

Top
Random
Pictures
Topics

Search Funny Quotes 🧐

Search funny quotes...

Social Media Stars ⭐️

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them. - 10 shares on X this week.
I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own. - 77 shares on X this week.
You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back. - 40 shares on Reddit this week.
I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance. - 63 shares on YouTube this week.
Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me. - 58 shares on Reddit this week.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

7,095 funny quotes and pics

7,075 funny quotes notes

6,761 funny quotes topics

Updated: 2 minutes ago

Funny quotes » death penalty

Funny death penalty quotes

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Posted on2 days ago

© 2025 Wordgag

>>> More Funny Quotes ✨