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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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Share →: I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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