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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Freshly posted on Discord:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

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You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Seen just now on YouTube:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

26 shares on Slack this month:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

64 shares on Discord this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

76 shares on TikTok this month:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Just landed via Twitch:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Just landed via Messenger:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Live now on Threads:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Breaking via Threads:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

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