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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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