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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

50 shades of single.

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Going viral on TikTok:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Trending via Snapchat:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Going viral on X:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Just shared via Messenger:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Live now on Messenger:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Going viral on YouTube:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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Share →: I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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"Sure, I'll get right on that apology… just as soon as I finish apologizing to all the other people I've offended this year! Looks like I'll be busy until at least next year. Sorry about that!"

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Going viral on Reddit:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Just landed via Threads:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Reported on WeChat:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Reported on Instagram:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Live now on Snapchat:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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