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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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Is this art or trash?

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Just landed via Threads:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Spotted on Slack:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Spotted on Telegram:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Reported on YouTube:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Reported on Reddit:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Trending via Snapchat:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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My life coach traded me.

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