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Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

All roads lead to disappointment.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Trending via TikTok:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Spotted on Reddit:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Spotted on Messenger:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Just landed via Discord:

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

Trending via Reddit:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Spotted on Twitch:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Going viral on TikTok:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Spotted on Twitch:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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33 shares on X this month:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Oh good. Another day.

16 shares on Slack this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

If Britain is going to be invaded, can it at least be by the Romans? We desperately need the roads resurfacing.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

94 shares on X this month:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

32 shares on Slack this month:

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t study, get slutty!

87 shares on Discord this month:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Going viral on Facebook:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Making waves on Pinterest:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Trending via WeChat:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Live now on Slack:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Just landed via X:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Spotted on WeChat:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Just shared via YouTube:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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