Funny exploded quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

  Commentary:
  "Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, even emotions have their limits! 💥🤯 Maybe next time, the empath should dial down the vibes a tad. It's all fun and games until someone loses their mind!" 😆 #EmpathicExplosions

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