What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Commentary:
"Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom"

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Commentary:
"Apparently, even emotions have their limits! 💥🤯 Maybe next time, the empath should dial down the vibes a tad. It's all fun and games until someone loses their mind!" 😆 #EmpathicExplosions