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Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on X:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

Just shared via Discord:

Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Trending via Twitch:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Just landed via Twitch:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Trending via Instagram:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Going viral on Threads:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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32 shares on YouTube this month:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

30 shares on Discord this month:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

67 shares on Telegram this month:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

89 shares on Threads this month:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

10 shares on WeChat this month:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

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It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Spotted on Reddit:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Spotted on YouTube:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Trending via Snapchat:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Just landed via Messenger:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Just shared via Messenger:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Trending via Pinterest:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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