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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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Icarus loved hot wings.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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