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Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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Spotted on Pinterest:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Spotted on Facebook:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Trending via WhatsApp:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

Going bananas on Pinterest:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

Breaking via X:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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48 shares on Slack this month:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

17 shares on Slack this month:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

82 shares on X this month:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

86 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

98 shares on Discord this month:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

51 shares on Reddit this month:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Going viral on Threads:

I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Spotted on Reddit:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Broadcasted on X:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Broadcasted on Discord:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Trending via Reddit:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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