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Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Just shared via Reddit:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Seen just now on Discord:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Just landed via X:

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Trending via X:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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76 shares on Pinterest this month:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

62 shares on X this month:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

71 shares on Threads this month:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

39 shares on X this month:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

70 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

34 shares on X this month:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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My soulmate is chocolate cake.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,271

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Just landed via Threads:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Just landed via Threads:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Just landed via X:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Breaking via Reddit:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Breaking via Threads:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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