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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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