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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Just shared via Messenger:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Seen just now on Discord:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

Live now on Pinterest:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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