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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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