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Someone from has copied:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Someone from has bookmarked:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Someone from has downloaded:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Someone from has downloaded:

I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Someone from has copied:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Just landed via Instagram:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Live now on Snapchat:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Just landed via Messenger:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Making waves on X:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Trending via Facebook:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Share →: I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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"If life gives you a hill to climb, just plop down in your chair with a nice cold Fanta 🍊 and let the hill come to you! Who needs mountain climbing when you've got a comfy seat and a fizzy drink? 😂 #ChillinNotClimbin"

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Someone from has downloaded:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Someone from has viewed:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Someone from has bookmarked:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Someone from has bookmarked:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Someone from has shared:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Someone from has copied:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Someone from has shared:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Someone from has downloaded:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Going viral on Instagram:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Going viral on Threads:

First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Breaking via Threads:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Reported on Pinterest:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Just shared via Threads:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Just shared via Instagram:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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