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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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