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No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

55 shares on Discord this month:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

59 shares on X this month:

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

24 shares on Facebook this month:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

82 shares on X this month:

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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