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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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Seen just now on YouTube:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Just landed via Slack:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Just shared via Discord:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Just landed via Instagram:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Making waves on YouTube:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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57 shares on Instagram this month:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

95 shares on Twitch this month:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

25 shares on X this month:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

46 shares on Threads this month:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Seen just now on Threads:

Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

Seen just now on X:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Shared recently on Threads:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Just shared via Telegram:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Going viral on Facebook:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

Going viral on YouTube:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Seen just now on X:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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