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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.