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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Spreading quickly via X:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Making waves on Snapchat:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

Trending via Discord:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Trending via Twitch:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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24 shares on Slack this month:

No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

92 shares on X this month:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

54 shares on Discord this month:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Breaking via Threads:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Just landed via X:

Shared recently on Facebook:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Just landed via Instagram:

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

Just shared via Slack:

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Just shared via Threads:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Trending via Reddit:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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