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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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Going viral on Instagram:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

Spotted on Telegram:

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

Going viral on Reddit:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Going bananas on Reddit:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Just shared via Threads:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Making waves on Messenger:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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88 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

33 shares on Discord this month:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

Trending via TikTok:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Breaking via WeChat:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Just landed via Twitch:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Going viral on Discord:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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