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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Just landed via Facebook:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Reported on TikTok:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Just shared via Instagram:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Just landed via Messenger:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Trending via Slack:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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I need money, not feelings.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Reported on Snapchat:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Going viral on Instagram:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Just shared via Twitch:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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