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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Reported on Instagram:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Spotted on Instagram:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Trending via Twitch:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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Share →: I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of balancing your own sleep with the well-being of your leftovers. It's like a moral dilemma straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy. To eat, or not to eat… that is the question! Whether 'tis nobler to grant yourself sweet dreams, or to suffer the pangs of a rumbling stomach past midnight. Alas, poor pizza slice, I knew him well!"

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

Live now on YouTube:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Making waves on Reddit:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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