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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Cool times create cool guys.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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Going viral on YouTube:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

Just shared via Slack:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Spotted on Twitch:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Just landed via Discord:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Going viral on Slack:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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2 months ago

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105 shares on Slack this month.
Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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6 months ago

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35 shares on LinkedIn this month.

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25 shares on Facebook this month:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

92 shares on Discord this month:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

26 shares on Twitch this month:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

42 shares on Twitch this month:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

69 shares on X this month:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Making waves on Instagram:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Making waves on TikTok:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Spotted on Threads:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Seen just now on X:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Just shared via Instagram:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Just landed via X:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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