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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.