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Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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Making waves on Reddit:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Making waves on Discord:

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Breaking via YouTube:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Broadcasted on Slack:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Spotted on YouTube:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Going viral on YouTube:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Shared recently on Facebook:

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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45 shares on Threads this month:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

42 shares on Discord this month:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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Making waves on Telegram:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Trending via Messenger:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Making waves on Messenger:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Just landed via WeChat:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Shared recently on Slack:

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

Spotted on Snapchat:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Just shared via Instagram:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Making waves on Telegram:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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