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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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