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I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

Trending via Twitch:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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