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Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Is this art or trash?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Making waves on Slack:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Shared recently on Threads:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Spotted on Telegram:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Just shared via Threads:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Making waves on Reddit:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Seen just now on YouTube:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Making waves on YouTube:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

51 shares on Instagram this month:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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20 folks are currently checking 👀

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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They expect me to work at work.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Making waves on YouTube:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Live now on Snapchat:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Making waves on Reddit:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

Going viral on YouTube:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Breaking via WeChat:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Going viral on Twitch:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Just shared via Slack:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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