Funny fun facts quotes

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.