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Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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17,766

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,714

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Shared recently on X:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Spotted on WeChat:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Going bananas on Threads:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Trending via Reddit:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Just landed via YouTube:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Making waves on Slack:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Trending via Reddit:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

51 shares on WeChat this month:

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

17 shares on Threads this month:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

He took my last fry, your honor.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.

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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Making waves on YouTube:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Trending via Telegram:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Trending via Facebook:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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