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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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Trending via WeChat:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Making waves on TikTok:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

Broadcasted on X:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Going viral on Messenger:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Seen just now on Slack:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Going viral on Twitch:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

Just shared via Reddit:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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82 shares on TikTok this month:

Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

17 shares on Twitch this month:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

29 shares on Discord this month:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

97 shares on X this month:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Getting road rage alone in my house.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Going bananas on X:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Just landed via Instagram:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Spotted on Instagram:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Shared recently on YouTube:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Going viral on Twitch:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Spotted on Discord:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

Making waves on Threads:

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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