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Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

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You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

Spotted on Reddit:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Going viral on YouTube:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Shared recently on Slack:

Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

Trending via TikTok:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Just shared via Reddit:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Spotted on Slack:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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20 shares on Slack this month:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

41 shares on X this month:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Work is the worst video game ever.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

27 shares on Discord this month:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Just landed via Threads:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Just shared via X:

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

Trending via Discord:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Just landed via Facebook:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Just landed via Reddit:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Going viral on X:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Going viral on WeChat:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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