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If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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