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Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I love having plans to cancel.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

Going viral on YouTube:

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Spotted on TikTok:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Just shared via Instagram:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

Going viral on Instagram:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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73 shares on X this month:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

33 shares on Discord this month:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

85 shares on Twitch this month:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

51 shares on X this month:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

55 shares on Discord this month:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

35 shares on X this month:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

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I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Threads:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Just shared via Instagram:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Live now on Telegram:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Going viral on Discord:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Seen just now on Instagram:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Breaking via Reddit:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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