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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Seen just now on Telegram:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Live now on Threads:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Funny gardener quotes

Funny gardener quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some humor 🌻 into your gardening routine! Whether you’re battling stubborn weeds 🌱 or celebrating that first bloom 🌸, a little laughter goes a long way. Get ready to dig into some witty, pun-filled gems that’ll make your green thumb smile 😄 and your garden grow with joy! 🌿✨

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2 months ago
Share →: Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"
6 months ago
Share →: Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Commentary:
Gandalf: "Frodo, you must embark on a perilous quest to destroy the One Ring and save Middle-earth."
Frodo: "Sounds great, but can Samwise plant some herbs along the way?" 🧙‍♂️🌱
It seems even the bravest heroes need to make sure their garden is in order before setting off on an epic adventure!

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Going viral on Reddit:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Just landed via Telegram:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Just landed via YouTube:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Freshly posted on Threads:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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