Funny gardener quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

  Commentary:
  Gandalf: "Frodo, you must embark on a perilous quest to destroy the One Ring and save Middle-earth."
  Frodo: "Sounds great, but can Samwise plant some herbs along the way?" 🧙‍♂️🌱
  It seems even the bravest heroes need to make sure their garden is in order before setting off on an epic adventure!

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