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Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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I’m running out of people I like.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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Body by sandwich.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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