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Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,473

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

Breaking via Twitch:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

29 shares on Slack this month:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

23 shares on Instagram this month:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

45 shares on Twitch this month:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I told ChatGPT about us.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

We decided to have money instead of children.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,726

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

Trending via Messenger:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Shared recently on Discord:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Trending via X:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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