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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Seen just now on Discord:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

91 shares on Snapchat this month:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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