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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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