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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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The world started without permission again.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

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Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

80 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

32 shares on X this month:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Live now on Messenger:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Trending via Twitch:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Breaking via Reddit:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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