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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Going viral on Instagram:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Freshly posted on Slack:

First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Seen just now on Threads:

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Shared recently on Facebook:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Seen just now on Discord:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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90 shares on Facebook this month:

Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

50 shares on Slack this month:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

43 shares on Slack this month:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Spotted on Reddit:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Trending via YouTube:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Breaking via WeChat:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Making waves on Telegram:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Shared recently on Threads:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Just shared via Instagram:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Spotted on Telegram:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Trending via Messenger:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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