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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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Funny hardware store quotes

Funny hardware store quotes are the perfect blend of DIY wisdom and belly laughs 🔨😂 Whether you’re a weekend warrior or just love a good pun, these gems will nail the humor right on the head 🛠️⚡ From quirky tool talk to wrenching wit, get ready to hammer out some smiles and screw in a little fun to your day! 😄🔧 #ToolTimeGiggles

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

1 month ago
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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

1 month ago
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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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My favourite animal is me when I have money.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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