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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Going viral on YouTube:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Making waves on Snapchat:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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50 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

86 shares on Discord this month:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

42 shares on Discord this month:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

Trending via Pinterest:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Trending via Threads:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Going viral on TikTok:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Just landed via Telegram:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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