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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Breaking via Discord:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

70 shares on Slack this month:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

12 shares on TikTok this month:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

I need to consult the woods about this.

26 shares on X this month:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

43 shares on Threads this month:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Breaking via Twitch:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Trending via Instagram:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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