Commentary:
"Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
26 Funny high school quotes
Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
Commentary:
"Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond"
Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.
Commentary:
Navigating this place feels like a pop quiz on people's names! 🎃😂👻
I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.
Commentary:
"Who needs a time machine when you've got your high school earrings to transport you back to the glory days 🕰️💁♀️ Talk about vintage chic! Just remember, trends may come and go, but apparently, earring size remains eternal 😂💎 #TimelessFashion"
High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.
Commentary:
Running across campus for a two-second crush sighting? Call it cardio for the heart! 🏃♀️💓👀
Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.
Commentary:
Finally, a detox plan I can stick to! 🧼📱😂