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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Just landed via YouTube:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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