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4 months ago
Share →: My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Commentary:
Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired
4 months ago
Share →: I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Going to bed early to fast forward to the next day – the ultimate time travel hack of tired adults! ⏩😴 Who needs a DeLorean when you've got a cozy bed waiting for you at home? 🛌💫 #AdultingLikeAPro"
4 months ago
Share →: And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Commentary:
Well, isn't that the eternal question of life's mysteries – to clean or not to clean? 🤔🧹 Perhaps we should invent self-cleaning houses and save ourselves the trouble! 😅🏠After all, why bother dusting when it magically reappears the next day? #NeverEndingBattle ✨🤷‍♂️
4 months ago
Share →: I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Commentary:
"Who needs feng shui when you have a husband to keep on his toes? 💁‍♀️🪑 #MarriagePrankster"
4 months ago
Share →: Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Commentary:
"Home is where you trust the toilet seat… and hope the floor isn't too cold in the middle of the night 😅🚽 #TheStruggleIsReal"
4 months ago
Share →: I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Commentary:
Looks like your boyfriend was definitely on a cleaning spree – either that or he's secretly moonlighting as a crime scene cleaner! It's always good to have a partner who's willing to take care of the mess, just try not to jump to the worst conclusions next time he breaks out the mop!
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old question – am I at home or simply stuck in a parallel universe that looks suspiciously like my living room? A philosophical inquiry indeed, worthy of further investigation involving deep contemplation and maybe a quick check for any lost socks under the couch.”
4 months ago
Share →: If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the true spirit of Thanksgiving – not just a celebration of gratitude, but also a strategic operation for securing the best leftovers! It's like a tasty treasure hunt where the real prize is that second helping of pumpkin pie. So, if you're hoping for well-wishes, better come prepared with a Tupperware and a hearty appetite! Happy Turkey Day and may your fridge always be full."
4 months ago
Share →: Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Commentary:
"Ah, a modern-day nature lover embracing the joys of indoor gardening! An admirable dedication to cultivation, with a strong focus on growing a healthy bond with your favorite TV shows. Remember to water yourself with some snacks and bask in the sunlight of entertainment. Keep blooming and thriving, dear plant enthusiast!"
4 months ago
Share →: Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Commentary:
"Home is where you trust the toilet seats…and that's when you know you've found true love and comfort! 🏡💕 Just be sure to give your toilet seat a little pep talk every now and then for good measure! 😄🚽 #HomeSweetHome"