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Don’t study, get slutty!

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.