Funny hottest thing quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, looks like bland is the new bold in the world of 30-something men 🕶️😄 Who knew that monotony could be so scorching hot? 🔥Guess the key to sizzling charisma lies in being as exciting as watching paint dry 😂💼 #DullIsTheNewSexy

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

  Commentary:
  "He's not just hot… he's sizzling! 🔥 Keeping promises like a true superstar! 💫✨ #ManOfHisWord"

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